Ice Cream Parlor

A continuation of the previous entry. :3



At the ice cream parlor
Shoku: *googley-eyes Philzor*
Philzor: .... <<; ....so about that ice cream...
Dai: ...Cookie dough.... *thinks*
Tauto: Bianca wants strawberryyyyyyyyyyyyyyzzzz~ *twirls*
Dark: I want emo cream-
Letho: Ew, Dark! Eww! Just... ew! You sick person.
Dark: What the hell?
Letho: That's just nasty, man.
Dark: I was talking about Rocky Road. o_o;
Letho: ....Oh.... I knew that.
Swift: Gimme THAT thrice cream. *points at chocolate mint*
Ice cream guy moves to chocolate mint
Try: Ohh, me too! I want that one.
Swift: ...Nevermind, give me peppermint.
Ice cream guy: :| *moves to peppermint*
Try: OH ME TOO! I changed my mind. Peppermint for me.
Swift: ........
Try: :)
Swift: ....Can I get double fudge?
Ice cream guy: o_o... *moves to chocolate*
Try: OH OH ME-
Swift: STOP THAT! D:
Try: What? o_o
Shoku: I dunno what I want! Daigoro, should I get cotton candy or mint chocolate chip?
Dai: Umm... get-
Tauto: GET BOTH! :D
Shoku and Dai: Ewwwww.
Tauto: What?
Shoku: That's... a gross combo!
Tauto: Not even! I mixed mine, and it's DELICIOUS!
Dai: ...Shoku, what flavor is the vomit-colored one?
Shoku: Eegh, I don't know. ):
Tauto: D: It's not vomit! It's cookie dough with orange sherbet!
All of Hitsuzen BUT Tauto: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Ice cream guy: *Giggles*
Really long silence
Shoku: ....Can I get cotton candy? Please?
Ice cream guy: Sure. *moves slowly*
Shoku: HURRY UP, before I lose my appetite! Tauto is right next to me. T_T

[Outside.]
Dai: *sips melted cookie dough ice cream out of cup* :3
Tauto: *stares at ice cream* Its not... vomit... D:
Dark: Keep telling yourself that, Bianca... *licks vanilla from a cone*
Try: Hahaaaa, I got double scoop! :D
Shoku: Pshh, pansy. I gots FOUR.
Dai: *mumbles* Fatty...
Shoku: *smacks Dai's arm really hard*
Dai: D:
Kaori: *tosses empty ice cream cup away* Nummy-nummy.
Letho: He put bananas in mine! WTF! I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS!
Dark: Dude, you ordered a banana split.
Letho: ...Oh. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Shoku: *laughs hysterically* Ohhh my god, so retarded.
Philzor: *emerges from parlor* GAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Swift: Oh my-
Philzor has ice cream with ten scoops high on a cone
Shoku: *stares at Dai* And you call ME fatty? -____-

Guild Outing :D

Hitsuzen home. Humongous. Has eight rooms, three bathrooms, a big kitchen, a family room, a living room, and a dining room. Seven rooms belong to the members, two people per room paired by class. The biggest bedroom, triple the size of one normal room, belongs to the founders of Hitsuzen. The house is lush, and the walls are painted a very fair, light green.

Our story starts in the family room. The family room is four times the size as a bedroom. Has three long couches along a wall. On the adjacent wall is a 70-inch plasma screen TV. TV sits on a mahogany and glass entertainment center. Electronics include a sound system, a DVD player, a Wii, a PS2 and PS3.

Dai, Swift, Shoku, and Trystrem stand around the couch closest to the door.

Shoku: *Tugging on Dai's shirt* Come on, dammit! D:
Dai: *holding onto family room couch for dear life* Nuuuuu! TT_TT
Swift: Oh come on, Dai it's just-
Dai: NUUUU! TT__TT
Shoku: LET'S GO DAMMIT! D:<
Try: Gahahaha, Dai.
Tauto walks into family room from bedroom hallway with Kaori.
Kaori: Hey guys, whats-
Tauto: *Bursts out laughing* Gahahaha, what the hell man?! *Points at Dai*
Dai: Tauto, help meeee! TT_TT
Swift: Nooo, stay there. This is funny.
Shoku: WE GOOOO! D:<
Dai: NOOOOO!
BakChee, Daraku, Letho, Erricson, and Dark hear the commotion and come into the room.
Dark: The hell? What's going on?
Swift: We're trying to convince Dai to go for a walk in the sunlight.
Dai: IT'LL BUUUURN! WAAA!
BakChee: Yayyyyy~! Let's all go!
Tauto: Guild outing! :D
Kaori: ...o_o
Letho: *Leans towards Dai* How ya doin'? :D
Dai: SH-SHADDAP! TT_TT
Shoku: Swift, lift Dai's fingers from the couch! We're going. DX
Swift: Okay. >:D
Dai: NUUUU! TT__TT

~

[Outside at Mushroom Park]
Dai: ._. ...
Shoku: ^___^ That wasn't so bad, now was it?
Dai: Shaddap... *Huff* Anyways. What're we doing out here?
Tauto: Enjoying suunnnn- lalalalalalaaaaa~
BakChee: *Climbs a tree*
Letho: *hangs upside down from tree branch*
Swift: Oh my god, dude. Look, it's Philzor!
Shoku: Phi-Philzor?! AHH! *Runs for Philzor*
Dai: What the fu-
Shoku: Eeeyaaaa!
Philzor: *whistles*
Shoku: *stands behind Philzor*
Philzor: *whistles and turns around* AHH! O_O
Shoku: AHH! >___O
Philzor: O_O... Can I help you?
Shoku: *salivates* Hiiii-I love yoo-
Dai: *Covers Shoku's mouth and drags her backwards* Okay, let's go.
Philzor: o_O
Shoku: *muffled arguing* DX
Dai: Sorry for the trouble.
Philzor: It's fine.... <<;
FangBlade walks up to Philzor
FangBlade: Hey homie.
Philzor: O_O???
Shoku and Dai stop and stare
Shoku: Wtf? o_o
Dai: The hell? FangBlade, what are you doing in Broa?!
FangBlade: I... I don't know. D: I'm the awesome number one, I can do anything! :D
The rest of Hitsuzen walks to FangBlade
Try: o_o... *takes pictures*
FangBlade: WTF. D:
BakChee and Daraku: *jump beside FangBlade, squishing him*
BakChee: Piiiictures! :D
FangBlade: D: THE HELL?!!?!
Try: *camera clicker goes off* [click] [click] Anyone else?
Tauto: *runs into picture*
Dai: o_o
Shoku: o_o
Swift: o_o...
Try: [click] [click] [click]
FangBlade: NUUUU! AHHH! *Melts*
BakChee, Daraku, and Tauto: o_o...
Swift: ....ANYWAYS. Let's get some ice cream or something.
Everyone else: Okay. :D
Philzor: Can I come too?! :D
Shoku: HELL YES!
Dai: *at the same time as Shoku* HELL NO! *stares at Shoku*
Shoku: *stares at Dai*
Philzor: o_o... Okay. :D

The Tale Of A Greedy Bastard

Written By: Jordan Conti
Mad props, Swift. ♥

Mysterious Voice: Wanna play a game?
Aneisa: *Wakes up* OH MY GOD, WHERE AM I?
Mysterious Voice: Anna, Can I can I call you Anna?
Aneisa: It's An-
Mysterious Voice: Who gives a shit.
Mysterious Voice: Anyways, you have been-
Aneisa: WHERE AM-
Mysterious Voice: FUCK.. SHUT UP!
Aneisa: o_o...... eep.
Mysterious Voice: >_> ... You have been brought here because of your greedyness towards money.
Mysterious Voice: My sources have told me that you put money infront of your OWN flesh and blood.. This is Un-Acceptable, and until you learn, you will suffer your own punishment.
Mysterious Voice: My name is Jordan, And I will be planning your Oh so Tedious day today.
Jordan: You will find That you are caged above a pit of acid, your goal is to-
Aneisa: OMG MONEY! =D *Grabs money*
Jordan: ... -_-
Aneisa: ... D:
*Hand get's blown off*
Jordan: Oh.... My god -_-
Aneisa: *Drops into pit of acid*
Jordan: You will find that you have 30 seconds to get out of this pool. Or you will deteriorate.
Jordan: You can offer your leg to the machine in return for something golden.
Aneisa: *Rams leg into machine*
Machine: *Pop's out key*
Aneisa: *Unlock's door to get out of pool*
Jordan: .. *Clap*... *Clap*... *Clap*... Well done... Now you can-
Aneisa: OMG 20 BUCKS! *Dives for it*
Jordan: Oh my fucking-
Aneisa: *Falls into pit of snakes*
Jordan: Well that was just AMAZING.