The Tale Of A Greedy Bastard

Written By: Jordan Conti
Mad props, Swift. ♥

Mysterious Voice: Wanna play a game?
Aneisa: *Wakes up* OH MY GOD, WHERE AM I?
Mysterious Voice: Anna, Can I can I call you Anna?
Aneisa: It's An-
Mysterious Voice: Who gives a shit.
Mysterious Voice: Anyways, you have been-
Aneisa: WHERE AM-
Mysterious Voice: FUCK.. SHUT UP!
Aneisa: o_o...... eep.
Mysterious Voice: >_> ... You have been brought here because of your greedyness towards money.
Mysterious Voice: My sources have told me that you put money infront of your OWN flesh and blood.. This is Un-Acceptable, and until you learn, you will suffer your own punishment.
Mysterious Voice: My name is Jordan, And I will be planning your Oh so Tedious day today.
Jordan: You will find That you are caged above a pit of acid, your goal is to-
Aneisa: OMG MONEY! =D *Grabs money*
Jordan: ... -_-
Aneisa: ... D:
*Hand get's blown off*
Jordan: Oh.... My god -_-
Aneisa: *Drops into pit of acid*
Jordan: You will find that you have 30 seconds to get out of this pool. Or you will deteriorate.
Jordan: You can offer your leg to the machine in return for something golden.
Aneisa: *Rams leg into machine*
Machine: *Pop's out key*
Aneisa: *Unlock's door to get out of pool*
Jordan: .. *Clap*... *Clap*... *Clap*... Well done... Now you can-
Aneisa: OMG 20 BUCKS! *Dives for it*
Jordan: Oh my fucking-
Aneisa: *Falls into pit of snakes*
Jordan: Well that was just AMAZING.